international idiots, inc. was founded in 1347 B.C. in a small fishing village on one of Neptune’s moons. At some point the gentrification got on our last nerve and we moved to Earth in 1975 A.D. It’s quaint, I guess but honestly we’re still not sold on the place.

If you’re here to inquire about the RV, it’s not for sale but we’d be willing to trade it for some bad ass Sea-Doo’s or a hot air balloon.