international idiots, inc. is an evil global conglomerate hell-bent on creating big, important things like comedy websites and videos and stuff! If you have an interesting, creative project that pays insane amounts of money that you would like our help with, give us a yell and maybe we can talk soon. By “soon”, of course, we mean “whenever we get to it” and by “we”, of course, we mean that one guy that single-handedly did absolutely all of this.. America’s Favorite Comedian Of All Time ™, Chad Riden (or as the kids around here call him, “Dr. Crapenstein”).
..and by “the kids around here,” of course, we mean “nobody.”